science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
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science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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Oh man this is extraordinarily dumb
I laughed at it. Very nice. Thank you.
SWIGGITY SWAGLOCK
I think I just peed a little
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do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”
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the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
VIDEO GAMES ARE HAPPENING FASTER THAN I CAN MAKE MONEY
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Dean and I do share a more Profound Bond
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looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
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i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
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honestly though what the fuck are all the other hunters doing while sam and dean are saving the world ten times over
(Source: caleb-denecour, via summon-the-peen)
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
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its really funny cus reboot chekov is all adorable and innocent like
but in tos he was actually a huge player like
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i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”. i hate getting friendzoned
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A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS
(Source: sell-out-my-funeral, via summon-the-peen)
YES
MOM
DAD
THIS
IS
THE
MAN
I
CONSIDER
TO
BE
MY
ROLE
MODEL
AND
INSPIRATION
IN
LIFE
{ inspired in this post }
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